Thursday, March 25, 2021

The Beginning





Beginning The Beginning










sometimes when I don’t know what to write specifically about a very broad topic, I start by just saying


I don’t know what to write






Sometimes I dive right in






Sometimes I have some sort of magical build up






Sometimes my journal-blog entries are messy








Just kidding






they are always messy






but this time is different



or at least








this time should be different 







this topic deserves the highest form of organization



It deserves an outline






forethought for days





planning



revisions










on second or third thought









this entry in the book of my life deserves much more than even that




maybe if I wrote....


a book series


a tv series


a major motion picture









would that be enough to fill the measure of what I have to say about this topic?








probably not




let's add to the list of things I should be writing/building/making






broadway play



short film




long film




book of poetry




medium film



a few more spin off series' of books



several Taylor Swift worthy albums




a symphony orchestrated concert or two




a couple of







netflix/hulu/amazonprime originals



I couldn't forget a Hallmark film



a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade



a viral video



the fastest growing chain food restaurant in the nation named after it





PLUS


an entire course at BYU-Hawaii dedicated to this part of my life



that has become my whole life



NAY



an entire MAJOR full of courses such as these










now we're talking




hire a psychic to commission Dr. Seuss to write a book about it?





too far?






this translation





that I am going to attempt right now


from my heart/mind/soul 


into the English language







deserves 

(in the words of Grace Vanderwal) 



so




much





more



than



this



(a few blog posts)




but









it



is



what



it




is






(a few blog posts)






so







what in the world could it be that I am talking about





what subject is deserving of all of the worldliest highest forms of acclaim that I can think of














???















Well let me continue to stump you





because not only is it deserving of all of these worldly acclaims




it is of a spiritual hierarchy that goes back to the beginning of time




there is no end or beginning to time



which means this thing that I am talking about today




is something of an eternal nature











eternity











forever in both directions










this foundation of everything I have been laying




only scratches the surface







unfortunately...




that is as good of an intro as I can come up with








it is the very best I can do



(just thought of some more. Bollywood film, chapter in the bible, and an entire art exhibit in Rome)










so








what is it that I am talking about today?







the question is not what




but who




whom.... if you fancy







let me tell you









the whom that I speak of







that deserves all things celebratory on heaven and Earth












goes by the name of















Nathan














LeGrande














Witt

















-------------------------------------------------------









As It Starts





That's a name I recognize






The first time I heard the name Nate Witt I was either on a beach or in my ocean home in Hawaii











my roommate friend was telling me about her summer that she was still coping from




there were a lot of toxic people she was working with


she moved branches you could say



about 4 hours north


and one of the people who helped her have hope in humanity because of their kindness, good humor, and "chill vibes" was this one dude named Nate Witt.




She talked about a lot of her former co-workers that were awesome



she never said Nate when she talked about him


just Nate Witt



I remember her saying over and over how perfect Nate Witt and our friend Sierra would be together


"but I don't think he is super into the church, idk.

still

His personality and Sierra's would be perfect. I have to set them up"



hehehe....







Fillin' in the Blanks



fast forward about 5-8 months


to fill in that time I will just add these points of note


-fn covid hits


-I interviewed for and got a spot as a future Nanny for the summer in Italy



-I don't go on the paid for cruise not paid for flight that my roommate friend invited me on for her and her co-workers to recruit more people (I still cannot believe I would have met him that way. I was saving money for Italy tho so no cruise for me.)


-fn covid gets worse




-Italy is so bad that the prophet holds a world-wide fast for Italy





-Ryanne decides to not go to Italy for the summer because it becomes illegal and impossible



-Ryanne goes back to Utah to be with family and finish the semester online bc

.....tp runs out on an island much faster than a mainland



because there are only ships and planes to deliver it from the mainland that is hours away by either



(I was not about to wipe my butt with my hand)



A few days after I got home


EARTHQUAKE



I was woken up by it and said out-loud
"Lord help us"
 


-roommate friend convinces me to work with her this summer





-her, me, a bunch of friends, and my brother move into a hotel in salt lake city

-Nate Witt does not move in because his fam is closer by




-I go on a date with a co-worker that lived in the hotel too



That's all you need to know to prepare you for what happened in our bosses backyard



(peep at the dude on Seth's shoulder)



around a fire eating a bunch of delicious grilled meat










(tbc)